Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?

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I've been going steady with my girlfriend, Britney for the last three or four weeks and so far so good, but then I met her mom... Best I explain, though be warned, it's a long story;

My girlfriend Britney is a beautiful African American girl with a stocky build and who is a bit taller than me (What, I like bigger girls!). She had black hair done up in several random braids and has a voice of an angel.

On a sunny and hot Saturday (we live in CA, by the way), Britney took me over to her house -- she has a backdoor pool, so we were gonna go have a deep in it to beat the heat. She brought me into her house and went upstairs to get dressed in her swim wear. As she did, she told me to go meet her mother outside. I thought that was a good idea -- it's polite to meet and get to know your girlfriend's parents, right?

When I went outside to meet Britney's mother (she's not married, as title states), I was greeted by some dance music (can't remember the song) and well...
My girlfriend's mother was...freaking...HOT!! She had well toned brown skin, black braided hair done up into a large ponytail, pretty damn busty and had a massive round bottom with a large butterfly tattoo on the right butt cheek. And judging by her slightly bulged muscles on her arms and legs, she must have worked out a lot. Also, she was pretty damn tall (Nearly six feet, I've pondered).

Britney's mother was standing next to an outdoor lounge chair, wearing a purple bikini and holding and rubbing tanning oil onto her skin. When she saw me, she smiled and introduced herself and vice versa. Then this was when things got a little awkward. Britney's mom was really nice, REALLY nice, if you catch my draft. She came up to me and said that is was so wonderful that her daughter had found such a "big, hot stud" like me and tapped me on my bulged pecs with the tip of her long slender finger (well, I am kinda buff). She then walked around me and wrapped her arms around me over my shoulders, saying how a "big strong musclebound Adonis" like me was perfect for her daughter. Then she let go, and kissed me hard on the cheek and even SPANKED my butt playfully.

As I prayed for Britney to come out the backdoor to break the awkward moment, her mother then looked back at me and asked me if I wouldn't mind rubbing the rest of the tanning oil on her back (she says she has trouble getting all of it on). And nervously I agreed. Britney's mother got down on the lounge chair and I proceeded in rubbing the oil onto her upper and lower back. Whilst I did so, she commented on how I had such "strong and soft hands" with a wink, adding that "Britney is going to love those around her".

Then (thank God) Britney came downstairs just as I had finished, wearing her hotpink bikini and ready to dip in the pool. She was glad to hear her mother had taken such a "liking" to me and we spent a good long time in the pool while the mother sunbathed.

After we got out, Britney's mother ordered us a Pizza Hut and whilst we were eating, she sat strangely close to me, telling me all about their family and such. It turns out that Britney's mother is a model ("who knew?") and that she received the tattoo on her big butt only a few weeks ago. The way she looked at me when she talked made my forehead sweat like water down a mountains side. Finally, I left home in a cab. I gave Britney a kiss and hug goodbye and Britney's mother told me "be sure to come around often, you ox you." with a wink and a big wet kiss on the cheek.

So that's the story. Okay, come on, I am really starting to think my GF's Mom is hitting on me. I mean, I guess there's very nice/polite/sweet, but in this case, it really seemed she was flirting. She looked pretty young as well for a mother, let me tell ya.

What do you guys think? Was she just being really nice or was this more than just friendly behaviour...?

Answer
I think you are a fairly talented fiction writer.

Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?

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I've been going steady with my girlfriend, Britney for the last three or four weeks and so far so good, but then I met her mom... Best I explain, though be warned, it's a long story;

My girlfriend Britney is a beautiful African American girl with a stocky build and who is a foot or so taller than me (What, I like bigger girls!). She had black hair done up in several random braids and has a voice of an angel.

On a sunny and hot Saturday (we live in CA, by the way), Britney took me over to her house -- she has a backdoor pool, so we were gonna go have a deep in it to beat the heat. She brought me into her house and went upstairs to get dressed in her swim wear. As she did, she told me to go meet her mother outside. I thought that was a good idea -- it's polite to meet and get to know your girlfriend's parents, right?

When I went outside to meet Britney's mother (she's not married, as title states), I was greeted by some dance music (can't remember the song) and well...
My girlfriend's mother was...freaking...HOT!! She had well toned brown skin, black braided hair done up into a large ponytail, pretty damn busty and had a massive round bottom with a large butterfly tattoo on the right butt cheek. And judging by her slightly bulged muscles on her arms and legs, she must have worked out a lot. Also, she was pretty damn tall (Nearly six feet, I've pondered).

Britney's mother was standing next to an outdoor lounge chair, wearing a purple bikini and holding and rubbing tanning oil onto her skin. When she saw me, she smiled and introduced herself and vice versa. Then this was when things got a little awkward. Britney's mom was really nice, REALLY nice, if you catch my draft. She came up to me and said that is was so wonderful that her daughter had found a "hot stud" like me and tapped me on the chest with the tip of her long slender finger (though I pretty well-built). She then walked around me and wrapped her arms around me over my shoulders, saying how a "big strong muscle man" was perfect for her daughter. Then she let go and kissed me hard on the cheek.

As I prayed for Britney to come out the backdoor to break the awkward moment, her mother then looked back at me and asked me if I wouldn't mind rubbing the rest of the tanning oil on her back (she says she has trouble getting all of it on). And nervously I agreed. Britney's mother got down on the lounge chair and I proceeded in rubbing the oil onto her upper and lower back. Whilst I did so, she commented on how I had such "strong and soft hands" with a wink. Then (thank God) Britney came downstairs just as I had finished, wearing her hotpink bikini and ready to dip in the pool. She was glad to hear her mother had taken such a "liking" to me and we spent a good long time in the pool while the mother sunbathed.

After we got out, Britney's mother ordered us a Pizza Hut and whilst we were eating, she sat strangely close to me, telling me all about their family and such. It turns out that Britney's mother is a model ("who knew?") and that she received the tattoo on her big butt only a few weeks ago. The way she looked at me when she talked made my forehead sweat like water down a mountains side. Finally, I left home in a cab. I gave Britney a kiss and hug goodbye and Britney's mother told me to "be sure to come around often" with a wink and a big wet kiss on the cheek.

So that's the story. Okay, come on, I am really starting to think my GF's Mom is hitting on me. I mean, I guess there's very nice/polite/sweet, but in this case, it really seemed she was flirting. She looked pretty young as well for a mother, let me tell ya.

What do you guys think? Was she just being really nice or was this more than just friendly behaviour...?
Well, I'm not really SURE is Britney's a foot taller, but she is significantly taller than me someway.

Answer
That is definately crossing the line. When you go over, just try avoiding her.

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